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If you have a cartoon joke about softball send
it to me and share it with everyone! I'll even give you
credit!
webmaster@hueytownfastpitch.com
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Softball is better than baseball because the
Seventh Inning Stretch means stand up and go home.
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Did you hear the sad news? Our team is so bad
that our shortstop tried to kill herself yesterday by jumping in
front of a car. Luckily in went right through her legs like
everything else.
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The wind blew so much dust around the field
today, we couldn't even see who was beating us.
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At least our team is trying to win a game. Coach
went out and set up our new pitching machine the other day.
Unfortunately it beat us 4-1.
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- One day the Devil
challenged the Lord to a future softball game. Smiling the
Lord said, "You won't stand a chance. I'll have the whole
USA Olympic team with Lisa, Dot, and all the greatest
players up here."
- "Yes", snickered the
Devil, "but I'll have all the umpires."
An Umpires View Of Softball
How many softball players does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
Impossible! They are too busy complaining
about the last call.
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What is the difference between a softball
player and a puppy?
A puppy will eventually stop whining!
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What do you call a basement full of softball
players?
A whine cellar.
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me more jokes!
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